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This just in: The LeBron puppet walked off the set in a huff without saying anything to Kermit the Frog.

So, we're down to a duet: Lakers vs. Magic, Disneyland vs. Disney World (on Disney-owned ABC, no less), for the right to fondle Larry O'Brien's trophy.

Too bad Walt (The Original Frozen One) Disney, Doug Collins and Charles Barkley aren't coherent to see it.

I can't guarantee who's gonna get crowned, but I can say for sure LeBron won't be congratulating the winner -- and I can assure you nobody looks better in a velour sweatsuit than Stan Van Gundy.

If the Story of O is to experience a happy ending, I suggest deep-sixing the deep-dishing until establishing Dwight Howard (sad to think the last one to stop Superman was Incri-Nate Robinson) in the low docks and ground game. The Magic were at their best in Game 6 due to dedicated defense, plentiful attacks on the basket and small number of drive-by, mid-air kick-outs. I strongly recommend the recurrence of this recipe despite the knowledge they stiffed L.A. Lore 2-2 in the regular season on the strength of draining from the great divide.

When the teams met in late December in Orlando, the Magic won 106-103 on 12-for-30 shooting from 3-point range. In the rematch three weeks later at the Office Supply Center, the Magic (109-103) came from behind, in large part by going 12-28 from Candyland.

It should be noted that Jameer Nelson (possibly returning from February shoulder surgery), who had 15 fourth-quarter points in Game 2, could become the X-Factor.

If I'm a Lakers fan, I have no doubt the Zen Hen, Phil Jackson, will have Rafer Alston's man and Anthony Johnson's man rotating in time to inhibit Howard's spin-dry cycle. Keeping him off the offensive glass for a jamboree of put-backs is the responsibility of Wilt Chamberlain.

If Los Angeles rebounds and defends like it did in the fourth quarter of Game 5 vs. the Nuggets and throughout Game 6 . . . and Kobe Bryant channels the offense through the bigs . . . and resists a personal challenge to torment LeBron's tormentor, Mickael Pietrus . . . and plays honest at the other end; no floating on Courtney Lee . . . I selfishly predict the Lakers in five grunt-and-grind halfcourt games.

Should the Magic split the first two and the Lakers carry out but half of the above necessities, L.A. in six.

Just wondering: If Patrick Ewing gets a ring with Orlando, does that finally validate Dave Checketts' genius?

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